Sex appeal is 50% what you got and 50% what people think you've got.

Never say no

Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.

A man in the house is worth two in the streets.

Virginity can be cured.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

It was not the apple on the tree put the pair on the ground that caused trouble in the garden.

Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of toads.

What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing quite like it.

Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.

Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.

It is better to have loved an lost than never to have loved at all.

A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

Life can be only understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.

Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Always glad to share my ignorance - I've got plenty.

Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway.

Heaven won't have me and Hell's afraid I'll take over.