This is an accident report which
was printed in the newsletter of The British
equivalent of the Workers' Compensation Board. This
is the bricklayer's report, supposedly a true
story.
Dear Sir:
I am writing in
response to your request for additional information
in Block 3 of the accident report form. I put "Poor
Planning" as the cause of my accident. You asked
for a fuller explanation and I trust the following
details will be sufficient .
I am a bricklayer by
trade. On the day of the accident, I was working
alone on the roof of a new six-story
building.
When I completed my
work, I found I had some bricks left over which,
when weighed later were found to be slightly in
excess of 500lbs. Rather than carry the bricks down
by hand
I decided to lower them
in a barrel by using a pulley, which was attached
to the side of the building at the sixth
floor.
Securing the rope at
ground level, I went up to the roof, swung the
barrel out and loaded the bricks into it. Then I
went down and untied the rope, holding it tightly
to ensure a slow descent of the bricks.
You will note in block
_11 of the accident report form that my Weight is
135 lbs. Due to my surprise at being jerked off the
ground so suddenly, lost my presence of mind and
forgot to let go of the rope.
Needless to say, I
proceeded at a rapid rate up the side of the
building. In the vicinity of the third floor, I met
the barrel which was now proceeding downward at an
equally impressive speed.
This explains the
fractured skull, minor abrasions and the broken
collarbone, as listed in
Section 3 of the
accident report form.
Slowed only slightly, I
continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the
fingers of my right hand were two knuckles deep
into the pulley.
Fortunately by this
time I had regained my presence of mind and was
able to hold tightly to the rope, in spite of the
excruciating pain I was now beginning to
experience.
At approximately the
same time, however, the barrel of bricks hit the
ground and the bottom fell out of the barrel . Now
devoid of the weight of the bricks,that
barrelweighed approximately 50 lbs I refer you
again to my weight.
As you might imagine, I
began a rapid descent, down the side of the
building. In the vicinity of the third floor, I met
the barrel coming up. This accounts for the two
fractured ankles, broken tooth and severe
lacerations of my legs and lower body.
Here my luck began to
change slightly The encounter with the barrel
seemed to slow me enough to lessen my injuries when
I fell into the pile of bricks and fortunately only
three vertebrae were cracked .
I am sorry to report,
however, as I lay there on the pile of bricks, in
pain, unable to move, I again lost my composure and
presence of mind and let go of the rope and I lay
there watching the empty barrel begin its journey
back onto me. This explains the two broken
legs.
Clive R
Gould.
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