The George Carlin Theory of
Life:
"The most
unfair thing about life is the way it ends... I
mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your
time.
What do you
get at the end of it? A Death! What's that... a
bonus?
I think the
life cycle is all backwards.
You should
die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in
an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too
young, you get a gold watch, you go to work.
You work
forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your
retirement.
You do drugs,
alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school.
You go to
grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have
no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you
go back into the womb, you spend your last nine
months floating......
You finish
off as an orgasm."
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